Thursday, September 30, 2004




Comedian Doug (scroll down) withstands attack from Japanese sci-fi monster, defends use of Dougzilla.com domain name.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Township engineer Doug blames government's diversion of funds to Iraq war for blocked sewerage line.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004




No simple solution to the problems of prostitution, observes criminologist Doug

Monday, September 27, 2004

Mystery box found on Arctic tundra yields its sad and gruesome mystery to archeologist Doug

Friday, September 24, 2004




Winnipeg Doug will illustrate new Star Wars comic.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004



Hot hog and owner

County fair board president Doug agrees the hogs are too hot and need to chill out.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Mayor Doug says if the government paid to put all those mobility-challenged, little old ladies on scooters, the government should pay for sidewalks to get them off the streets.

Friday, September 17, 2004



Image from Columbine massacre video displayed at high school assembly

Principal Doug sponsors tear-jerking anti-violence, pro-compassion program.

Thursday, September 16, 2004



Doug Duncan

Watch out, Tom Ridge! County Executive Doug fancies himself Homeland Security czar.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004




Doug gets off with probation in tragic hunting shooting of his lifelong friend, irritates victim's family by going hunting again.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004





Doug learns the hard way that oil spills don't always happen along the coast or out to sea - sometimes it's your own basement that the tanker soils, complete with long-lasting, life-threatening toxic results.

Monday, September 13, 2004



Dioxin, one of the most toxic substances known


Doug West defies the dangerous poison that has tainted his body.


Acting Director of Public Health Doug minimizes the threat as brave and trusting dioxin Doug remains optimistic and says he won't sue the megacorp that poisoned his blood.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Mayor Doug says everybody in town needs to lose weight.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Doug probes the "North Dakota mentality."

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Doug defies dangerous dogs.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Doug looks past the illness, helps girlfriend survive.