Friday, December 31, 2004

DougDay




Fire closes Hot Doug's. Now, the good news about those duck-fat fries...


Tuesday, December 21, 2004

DougDay




Surfer Doug says the waves were just "crazy."

Sunday, December 19, 2004



Some of the lights on Deerglade Court.

Another Doug who doesn't know when to stop with the Christmas lights.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Doug and family forgo Christmas presents to pay for dog's vet bills, twice-a-day whirlpool therapy, and convalescence in a private room with a TV tuned to the Animal Planet channel.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Salt the streets when they get slippery, says superintendent Doug.

Monday, December 13, 2004

Bar manager Doug says he didn't realize 'Naked Boys Singing' was adult entertainment.


The hat for every Doug.


Sunday, December 12, 2004

"People knew me as Doug; now they know me as Gay Doug."


Saturday, December 11, 2004

Local residents tell Doug and the other commissioners they should work to solve the problems facing the county instead of fighting with each other.


Wednesday, December 08, 2004




Louisiana Trooper Doug notes the increase in accidents involving cars and cows.


Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Principal Doug says the damage could have been worse when those deer jumped through the elementary school window.

Sunday, December 05, 2004




Louisiana Doug says people seem to care more about pets than helpless children.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Designer Doug says his passion is to help people break through "the fear factor of decorating."

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Software Doug suggests automating the carrot-and-stick method to increase employee productivity.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Committee Chairman Doug expects "impact on positive quality of life."

Monday, November 29, 2004




Division of Wildlife law enforcement supervisor Doug doesn't expect hunters to start shooting each other in Ohio.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Down Under Doctor Doug says "No Rubba, No Hubba Hubba."

Thursday, November 18, 2004

How Doug received the gift of life.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004




Doug's world of wonder.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Things got a little hairy the other day at Doug's Buy-Rite Store.

Sunday, November 07, 2004




Anthropologist Doug finds old African bones where he least expected them.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Doug, Bush's Ohio election hero.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Doug (a.k.a. Online Journalist) won't let grief stand in the way of building on the anti-Bush momentum to stop the war in Iraq and stop Bush & Co injustice.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Actor Doug's book goes behind the mask of the horror actor.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Coroner Doug doesn't respond quickly enough to dead people, opponent claims.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Amarillo Doug worries about too much skin and other dress code violations at local high schools.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Doug may be deaf, but he's not tone deaf.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004




Doug and wife make shocking discovery in son's diaper.

Monday, October 18, 2004

R.I.P. lead singer and band leader Doug of Doug and the Slugs.

Friday, October 15, 2004

What if Board Chair Doug held a referendum information meeting ... and nobody came?

Thursday, October 14, 2004





Novelist Doug says he wouldn't mind if he got hit by lightning.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Transportation Secretary Doug insists they can simultaneously build that new bridge and respectfully handle Native American human graves and archeological artifacts found on the site, although the bridge project may need to be delayed.

Friday, October 08, 2004

Import/export Doug and his three-wheeled Indonesian taxi.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004




Artist Doug goes bananas.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Doctor Doug practices medicine without heat or water . . . and says his patients are lucky to have a doctor at all.

Friday, October 01, 2004




Superintendent Doug loses sense of humor, stops production of student film that features a high school principal snorting cocaine and an employee sniffing underwear.

Thursday, September 30, 2004




Comedian Doug (scroll down) withstands attack from Japanese sci-fi monster, defends use of Dougzilla.com domain name.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Township engineer Doug blames government's diversion of funds to Iraq war for blocked sewerage line.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004




No simple solution to the problems of prostitution, observes criminologist Doug

Monday, September 27, 2004

Mystery box found on Arctic tundra yields its sad and gruesome mystery to archeologist Doug

Friday, September 24, 2004




Winnipeg Doug will illustrate new Star Wars comic.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004



Hot hog and owner

County fair board president Doug agrees the hogs are too hot and need to chill out.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Mayor Doug says if the government paid to put all those mobility-challenged, little old ladies on scooters, the government should pay for sidewalks to get them off the streets.

Friday, September 17, 2004



Image from Columbine massacre video displayed at high school assembly

Principal Doug sponsors tear-jerking anti-violence, pro-compassion program.

Thursday, September 16, 2004



Doug Duncan

Watch out, Tom Ridge! County Executive Doug fancies himself Homeland Security czar.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004




Doug gets off with probation in tragic hunting shooting of his lifelong friend, irritates victim's family by going hunting again.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004





Doug learns the hard way that oil spills don't always happen along the coast or out to sea - sometimes it's your own basement that the tanker soils, complete with long-lasting, life-threatening toxic results.

Monday, September 13, 2004



Dioxin, one of the most toxic substances known


Doug West defies the dangerous poison that has tainted his body.


Acting Director of Public Health Doug minimizes the threat as brave and trusting dioxin Doug remains optimistic and says he won't sue the megacorp that poisoned his blood.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Mayor Doug says everybody in town needs to lose weight.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Doug probes the "North Dakota mentality."

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Doug defies dangerous dogs.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Doug looks past the illness, helps girlfriend survive.

Sunday, August 29, 2004

They had a double Doug jamboree in Zanesville the other day.

Friday, August 27, 2004

Watch out for Doug's "little appliance shop of horrors."

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Doug exposes President Bush's empty "Leave No Child Behind" promises.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Silent Doug wants to help you get on board the letterboxing craze.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Doug's Oulipian Olympics.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Olympian Doug blogs the World Cup of Hockey.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Doug realizes it's not the destination, it's the bus ride that's important.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

By gum, sez Town Councillor Doug, the people of Whitchurch want a change for the better.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Broker Doug explains the law of supply and demand. And, that's no bull.

Monday, August 16, 2004

If you need AppleScripts to manage an iTunes digital music collection, Doug is the man.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Another Doug gets the Presidential fever.

Friday, August 13, 2004

South Mississippi Doug wants the biggest bang for the buck.

Thursday, August 12, 2004

President thanks Doug and his brother Mike. They laugh. The crowd roars.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Judge reminds candidate Doug that a brand name is not the same as a nickname. Doug continues to insist that people actually walk up to him and call him "Ax the Tax."

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Constable Doug hot on the trail of cow-killing bees.

Monday, August 09, 2004

Doug sees "golden parachute" payout cut by $66 million, expected to act out the meaning of his family name.

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Doug risks liberty to reveal he's hosting VP Dick "Expletive Deleted" Cheney on a campaign stop. And, speaking of Orange alert, it's a good thing that al Qaeda doesn't read the local papers or use the Internet, isn't it.

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Doug ponders puzzling pussy.

Friday, August 06, 2004

DougDay.org set to blow up big

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Comments, Doug news and stories welcome: doug at dougday.org.
For more information, contact Doug at dougday.org; on the web at DougDay.org
Doug to the rescue as monster snake terrorizes Houston suburb.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Columnist Doug Moe mentions DougDay in his column. Dougs everywhere rejoice!
Wednesdays column on the bloodied bagpiper at Whistling Straits, meanwhile, wound up on a blog dougday.org dedicated to people named Doug. You may recall that the bagpipe teacher in the column was Doug Stewart of Elkhorn, and of course the columnist was also named Doug. The Doug Web site is the creation of a San Francisco writer, Doug (of course) Millison, who notes, Every Doug has his day. All I can say is its better than a Web site dedicated to Moes.
Australian clown, Doug passes, but his "legend will live on for hundreds of thousands of Victorians who followed his bobbing cone hat as it wove through the Moomba parade for more than 40 years."

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Doug achieves fame (thanks, naturally, to a newspaper columnist Doug) because a guy he taught to play the bagpipes got hit in the head with a golf ball.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Pity the poor children of American Presidents, says Doug

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

How blind Doug became a championship golfer.

Sunday, July 25, 2004

"Arrive early and head for a shady area" -- Doug's secret for success in the first-ever Catfish-O-Rama, applicable to just about any outdoor activity. Don't forget: "If you don't have your hook in the water, you won't catch anything."

Friday, July 23, 2004

Shocking short films coming soon on DVD from this crazed Doug.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Old goat Doug prepares for yacht race. Mother Nature deciding how to react.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

"I am the reality check for you," says this voice-of-doom Doug. "When death comes, it comes in a hurry and it doesn't care who you are or what side of the tracks you live on."

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Another lost Doug:

RUSH [LIMBAUGH]: Here's Doug in Los Angeles. Hi, Doug. Welcome to the program. Yeah.

CALLER: It's an honor to talk to you.

RUSH: Yes, sir.

CALLER: You saved me from the clutches of the emotional appeal of liberalism my freshman year in college. I've been listening ever since. Thank you.

RUSH: You're welcome, sir. [...]

Monday, July 19, 2004

Doug leaves no bone unturned to solve ancient mysteries.

Sunday, July 18, 2004

All-terrain vehicle racing legend Digger Doug deserves a minute of your time. And he's got T-shirts to die for.

Friday, July 16, 2004

Do you ever stop to think that God is almost Doug spelled backward? I was also thrilled to learn that God is this Doug's co-pilot.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Some people say this risk-taking Doug does for sculpture what Dr. Seuss does for book illustrations, even though he says he's out of his "psychedelic period" now.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

You've got to break some eggs to make an omelet, says an appropriately named Doug who warns of the coming monsoon that will also green the Arizona desert.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Doug leads fellow artists in act of creative disobedience. City still wants to charge them to set up easels and paint, or face police action.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Archeologist Doug considers mysterious "weathered old wooden chest sealed with a rusty padlock," wonders what's inside.

Friday, July 09, 2004

Enough nuts in California, reports Doug.

Thursday, July 08, 2004

Public policy expert Doug says, "Slogans are all very well on bumper stickers, but they are often not good in legislation, where clarity of meaning is essential." Bumper sticker makers probably aren't listening.

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Mississippi merrymakers trash beach, good-guy Doug is among the "Mad Dog" volunteers who clean it up. And who says they don't publish the good news?

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Truck-drivin' Doug ditches gravel-laden big rig to spare the life of idiot driver who cut him off. Investigation continues.

Monday, July 05, 2004

Family-values and tourism hot-shot Doug says his controversial televangelist brother has been called by God and deserves the tithes he demands from church members, finds nothing fishy in mixing religion and politics. Others disagree.

Sunday, July 04, 2004

Dear Dog Lady,


Doug, doting dog devotee, demands Dog Lady's dog food directive. Dog Lady deems decision Doug's choice, declines to deliver poop.

Saturday, July 03, 2004


Doug, why not just sing the sad country-western songs instead of acting them out? (Scroll down for surprisingly long - and apparently incomplete - roster of Doug's offspring.)

Friday, July 02, 2004


Down-under Doug calculates the wages of sin.

Thursday, July 01, 2004


Doug at the chaotic center of golf's quiet storm

Wednesday, June 30, 2004


Doug asks good question, listens to answers. Of interest to concerned Dougs everywhere.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004


Makes me dizzy just thinking about this Doug's accomplishments in "virgin ascents and pushing the edge of the craft."

Sunday, June 27, 2004


You just can't keep a good Doug down. After mental illness and homelessness, the comedian San Franciscans call "Dougzilla" has got his act together again, reports the San Francisco Chronicle.

Saturday, June 26, 2004


File under Makes Me Feel All Warm and Runny Inside: Brad Pitt and his little brother - yes! - Doug let their nieces paint their nails, put makeup on them and generally offer themselves up as a "personal play gym" for the girls.

Friday, June 25, 2004


What's with the sudden rash of Doug-related fishing stories? This Doug admits he's a "hook and bobber kind of guy."

Thursday, June 24, 2004


This Doug has a great fish story to tell.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004


Doug defies mountain lion and lives to tell the wagging tail.

Monday, June 21, 2004



Canadian Doug serenades Texas Granny.

Saturday, June 19, 2004



You go, space cadet Doug!

Friday, June 18, 2004



The name Douglas means "dark blue" or "blood river" in Celtic, and comes from a Scottish surname. "Douglas was originally a river name, the site of a particularly bloody battle," says The Etymology of First Names.


Doug Harper's writing a blog.


Doug Starn and twin brother Mike, artists, "see the cosmos in its moths and trees."

Thursday, June 17, 2004



Some parents say they believe and support Doug Grosier, as the investigation continues and Doug remains on paid administrative leave.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004



Doug Crosier and his wife have denied the pot was theirs, in circumstances that, as described in this article, suggest that the contraband may have been planted...planted in their baggage, I mean, of course it was originally planted in the ground...

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

An airport search allegedly uncovered a couple of marijuana cigarettes in Doug Crosier's luggage last week. A 30-year employee of a local school district, Crosier is principal at the appropriately-named Grassland Middle School.

Monday, June 14, 2004

Doug Farah's new book documents al-Qaeda money laundering in the Sierra Leone diamond trade.

Sunday, June 13, 2004

A bright spot in the darkness of the daily news: this Doug led a team of scientists whose discoveries regarding cell death could "lead to the development of new treatments or cures for some cancers and autoimmune diseases."

A bright spot in the darkness of the daily news: this Doug led a team of scientists whose discoveries regarding cell death could "lead to the development of new treatments or cures for some cancers and autoimmune diseases."

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Yo, Doug, you're supposed to teach the boys how to drink like gentlemen, and let them discover the Skid Row method on their own.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Add this Doug to the lengthening list of hagiographers reminding us they used to work for President Reagan. Somehow I don't think reading Alexander Cockburn's scorching assessment, Ronald Reagan in Truth and Fiction (and Yes, He Doomed the Crew of the Challenger), is going to change this Doug's mind.
Watch out! Doug brings out the heavy artillery

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Sorry to hear Lt. Doug Dyer is willing to trade Constitutional rights for a phony sense of post-9/11 security, in the Pentagon's ongoing "Big Brother" Total Information Awareness personal liberty rip-off.
"Doug Gehrig isn't worried about the rising cost of gasoline. He just hopes people keep buying french fries at his 12 McDonald's restaurants in Calcasieu Parish. That's because Doug owns a Mercedes diesel that burns vegetable oil." Doug may have gotten the idea here.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Still an embarrassment to the name: Douglas Feith.

More uplifting is this double Doug delight, Doug Schneider reports on Doug Drum's successful Alaskan salmon processing operation.

Elsewhere, Tony Award-winning I Am My Own Wife author Doug Wright says he's writing the libretto for a new musical called Grey Gardens, based on the eponymous 1975 Albert and David Maysles documentary which followed the lives of the eccentric Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter, Edith B. Beale Jr., reclusive relatives of Jackie Kennedy on a seedy Long Island estate.
I'm back.