Friday, December 31, 2004
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Some of the lights on Deerglade Court.
Another Doug who doesn't know when to stop with the Christmas lights.
Friday, December 17, 2004
Doug and family forgo Christmas presents to pay for dog's vet bills, twice-a-day whirlpool therapy, and convalescence in a private room with a TV tuned to the Animal Planet channel.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Local residents tell Doug and the other commissioners they should work to solve the problems facing the county instead of fighting with each other.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Principal Doug says the damage could have been worse when those deer jumped through the elementary school window.
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Monday, November 29, 2004
Division of Wildlife law enforcement supervisor Doug doesn't expect hunters to start shooting each other in Ohio.
Friday, November 26, 2004
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Doug (a.k.a. Online Journalist) won't let grief stand in the way of building on the anti-Bush momentum to stop the war in Iraq and stop Bush & Co injustice.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Monday, October 18, 2004
Friday, October 15, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Transportation Secretary Doug insists they can simultaneously build that new bridge and respectfully handle Native American human graves and archeological artifacts found on the site, although the bridge project may need to be delayed.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Monday, October 04, 2004
Doctor Doug practices medicine without heat or water . . . and says his patients are lucky to have a doctor at all.
Friday, October 01, 2004
Superintendent Doug loses sense of humor, stops production of student film that features a high school principal snorting cocaine and an employee sniffing underwear.
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Comedian Doug (scroll down) withstands attack from Japanese sci-fi monster, defends use of Dougzilla.com domain name.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Township engineer Doug blames government's diversion of funds to Iraq war for blocked sewerage line.
Monday, September 27, 2004
Friday, September 24, 2004
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Hot hog and owner
County fair board president Doug agrees the hogs are too hot and need to chill out.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Mayor Doug says if the government paid to put all those mobility-challenged, little old ladies on scooters, the government should pay for sidewalks to get them off the streets.
Friday, September 17, 2004
Image from Columbine massacre video displayed at high school assembly
Principal Doug sponsors tear-jerking anti-violence, pro-compassion program.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Doug gets off with probation in tragic hunting shooting of his lifelong friend, irritates victim's family by going hunting again.
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Doug learns the hard way that oil spills don't always happen along the coast or out to sea - sometimes it's your own basement that the tanker soils, complete with long-lasting, life-threatening toxic results.
Monday, September 13, 2004
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Sunday, August 29, 2004
Friday, August 27, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Friday, August 20, 2004
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Sunday, August 15, 2004
Friday, August 13, 2004
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Judge reminds candidate Doug that a brand name is not the same as a nickname. Doug continues to insist that people actually walk up to him and call him "Ax the Tax."
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Monday, August 09, 2004
Doug sees "golden parachute" payout cut by $66 million, expected to act out the meaning of his family name.
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Doug risks liberty to reveal he's hosting VP Dick "Expletive Deleted" Cheney on a campaign stop. And, speaking of Orange alert, it's a good thing that al Qaeda doesn't read the local papers or use the Internet, isn't it.
Saturday, August 07, 2004
Friday, August 06, 2004
DougDay.org set to blow up big
DougDay.org Launches International Marketing and Promotion Program with Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
DougDay.org offers the complete Doug experience - daily, globally, zestfully Doug!
"Every Doug has his day" at DougDay.org. If your name is Doug, or if you know a Doug, and even if you're just curious about the wonderful wacky world of the Doug tribe - welcome! Every day DougDay.org explores a new Doug. Surpassing the traditional 15 minutes of fame, each DougDay.org Doug enjoys a full 24 hours in the spotlight as Doug people everywhere celebrate in solidarity and fellow feeling with their eponymous cohort. Won't you join us?
DougDay.org is a new media venture from Doug Millison, a San Francisco Bay Area writer and editor. In the early 1990s, he created and edited Morph's Outpost on the Digital Frontier, an innovative magazine that helped shape the community of interactive media development pioneers (the folks who made the WWW a viable publishing and communications platform), plus the related Art Teco conference/trade show, and Daily Spectrum email newsletter. He also created and developed Blaster, the first consumer magazine for interactive media screenagers. Mr. Millison has helped to develop, write, and and edit several ground-breaking books on user experience design, editorial development, corporate journalism, and digital relationship-building using digital media, email, and the Web, and has consulted on the design of many successful corporate and commercial web sites. Learn more about him and his work at http://www.Online-Journalist.com.
Comments, Doug news and stories welcome: doug at dougday.org.
For more information, contact Doug at dougday.org; on the web at DougDay.org
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
DougDay.org offers the complete Doug experience - daily, globally, zestfully Doug!
"Every Doug has his day" at DougDay.org. If your name is Doug, or if you know a Doug, and even if you're just curious about the wonderful wacky world of the Doug tribe - welcome! Every day DougDay.org explores a new Doug. Surpassing the traditional 15 minutes of fame, each DougDay.org Doug enjoys a full 24 hours in the spotlight as Doug people everywhere celebrate in solidarity and fellow feeling with their eponymous cohort. Won't you join us?
DougDay.org is a new media venture from Doug Millison, a San Francisco Bay Area writer and editor. In the early 1990s, he created and edited Morph's Outpost on the Digital Frontier, an innovative magazine that helped shape the community of interactive media development pioneers (the folks who made the WWW a viable publishing and communications platform), plus the related Art Teco conference/trade show, and Daily Spectrum email newsletter. He also created and developed Blaster, the first consumer magazine for interactive media screenagers. Mr. Millison has helped to develop, write, and and edit several ground-breaking books on user experience design, editorial development, corporate journalism, and digital relationship-building using digital media, email, and the Web, and has consulted on the design of many successful corporate and commercial web sites. Learn more about him and his work at http://www.Online-Journalist.com.
Comments, Doug news and stories welcome: doug at dougday.org.
For more information, contact Doug at dougday.org; on the web at DougDay.org
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Columnist Doug Moe mentions DougDay in his column. Dougs everywhere rejoice!
Wednesdays column on the bloodied bagpiper at Whistling Straits, meanwhile, wound up on a blog dougday.org dedicated to people named Doug. You may recall that the bagpipe teacher in the column was Doug Stewart of Elkhorn, and of course the columnist was also named Doug. The Doug Web site is the creation of a San Francisco writer, Doug (of course) Millison, who notes, Every Doug has his day. All I can say is its better than a Web site dedicated to Moes.
Australian clown, Doug passes, but his "legend will live on for hundreds of thousands of Victorians who followed his bobbing cone hat as it wove through the Moomba parade for more than 40 years."
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Doug achieves fame (thanks, naturally, to a newspaper columnist Doug) because a guy he taught to play the bagpipes got hit in the head with a golf ball.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Sunday, July 25, 2004
"Arrive early and head for a shady area" -- Doug's secret for success in the first-ever Catfish-O-Rama, applicable to just about any outdoor activity. Don't forget: "If you don't have your hook in the water, you won't catch anything."
Friday, July 23, 2004
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
"I am the reality check for you," says this voice-of-doom Doug. "When death comes, it comes in a hurry and it doesn't care who you are or what side of the tracks you live on."
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Another lost Doug:
RUSH [LIMBAUGH]: Here's Doug in Los Angeles. Hi, Doug. Welcome to the program. Yeah.
CALLER: It's an honor to talk to you.
RUSH: Yes, sir.
CALLER: You saved me from the clutches of the emotional appeal of liberalism my freshman year in college. I've been listening ever since. Thank you.
RUSH: You're welcome, sir. [...]
RUSH [LIMBAUGH]: Here's Doug in Los Angeles. Hi, Doug. Welcome to the program. Yeah.
CALLER: It's an honor to talk to you.
RUSH: Yes, sir.
CALLER: You saved me from the clutches of the emotional appeal of liberalism my freshman year in college. I've been listening ever since. Thank you.
RUSH: You're welcome, sir. [...]
Monday, July 19, 2004
Sunday, July 18, 2004
All-terrain vehicle racing legend Digger Doug deserves a minute of your time. And he's got T-shirts to die for.
Friday, July 16, 2004
Do you ever stop to think that God is almost Doug spelled backward? I was also thrilled to learn that God is this Doug's co-pilot.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Some people say this risk-taking Doug does for sculpture what Dr. Seuss does for book illustrations, even though he says he's out of his "psychedelic period" now.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
You've got to break some eggs to make an omelet, says an appropriately named Doug who warns of the coming monsoon that will also green the Arizona desert.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Doug leads fellow artists in act of creative disobedience. City still wants to charge them to set up easels and paint, or face police action.
Monday, July 12, 2004
Archeologist Doug considers mysterious "weathered old wooden chest sealed with a rusty padlock," wonders what's inside.
Friday, July 09, 2004
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Public policy expert Doug says, "Slogans are all very well on bumper stickers, but they are often not good in legislation, where clarity of meaning is essential." Bumper sticker makers probably aren't listening.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Mississippi merrymakers trash beach, good-guy Doug is among the "Mad Dog" volunteers who clean it up. And who says they don't publish the good news?
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Truck-drivin' Doug ditches gravel-laden big rig to spare the life of idiot driver who cut him off. Investigation continues.
Monday, July 05, 2004
Family-values and tourism hot-shot Doug says his controversial televangelist brother has been called by God and deserves the tithes he demands from church members, finds nothing fishy in mixing religion and politics. Others disagree.
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Dear Dog Lady,
Doug, doting dog devotee, demands Dog Lady's dog food directive. Dog Lady deems decision Doug's choice, declines to deliver poop.
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Doug, why not just sing the sad country-western songs instead of acting them out? (Scroll down for surprisingly long - and apparently incomplete - roster of Doug's offspring.)
Friday, July 02, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Makes me dizzy just thinking about this Doug's accomplishments in "virgin ascents and pushing the edge of the craft."
Sunday, June 27, 2004
You just can't keep a good Doug down. After mental illness and homelessness, the comedian San Franciscans call "Dougzilla" has got his act together again, reports the San Francisco Chronicle.
Saturday, June 26, 2004
File under Makes Me Feel All Warm and Runny Inside: Brad Pitt and his little brother - yes! - Doug let their nieces paint their nails, put makeup on them and generally offer themselves up as a "personal play gym" for the girls.
Friday, June 25, 2004
What's with the sudden rash of Doug-related fishing stories? This Doug admits he's a "hook and bobber kind of guy."
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Monday, June 21, 2004
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Saturday, June 19, 2004
Friday, June 18, 2004
The name Douglas means "dark blue" or "blood river" in Celtic, and comes from a Scottish surname. "Douglas was originally a river name, the site of a particularly bloody battle," says The Etymology of First Names.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Some parents say they believe and support Doug Grosier, as the investigation continues and Doug remains on paid administrative leave.
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Doug Crosier and his wife have denied the pot was theirs, in circumstances that, as described in this article, suggest that the contraband may have been planted...planted in their baggage, I mean, of course it was originally planted in the ground...
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
An airport search allegedly uncovered a couple of marijuana cigarettes in Doug Crosier's luggage last week. A 30-year employee of a local school district, Crosier is principal at the appropriately-named Grassland Middle School.
Sunday, June 13, 2004
A bright spot in the darkness of the daily news: this Doug led a team of scientists whose discoveries regarding cell death could "lead to the development of new treatments or cures for some cancers and autoimmune diseases."
A bright spot in the darkness of the daily news: this Doug led a team of scientists whose discoveries regarding cell death could "lead to the development of new treatments or cures for some cancers and autoimmune diseases."
Saturday, June 12, 2004
Yo, Doug, you're supposed to teach the boys how to drink like gentlemen, and let them discover the Skid Row method on their own.
Friday, June 11, 2004
Add this Doug to the lengthening list of hagiographers reminding us they used to work for President Reagan. Somehow I don't think reading Alexander Cockburn's scorching assessment, Ronald Reagan in Truth and Fiction (and Yes, He Doomed the Crew of the Challenger), is going to change this Doug's mind.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Sorry to hear Lt. Doug Dyer is willing to trade Constitutional rights for a phony sense of post-9/11 security, in the Pentagon's ongoing "Big Brother" Total Information Awareness personal liberty rip-off.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Still an embarrassment to the name: Douglas Feith.
More uplifting is this double Doug delight, Doug Schneider reports on Doug Drum's successful Alaskan salmon processing operation.
Elsewhere, Tony Award-winning I Am My Own Wife author Doug Wright says he's writing the libretto for a new musical called Grey Gardens, based on the eponymous 1975 Albert and David Maysles documentary which followed the lives of the eccentric Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter, Edith B. Beale Jr., reclusive relatives of Jackie Kennedy on a seedy Long Island estate.
More uplifting is this double Doug delight, Doug Schneider reports on Doug Drum's successful Alaskan salmon processing operation.
Elsewhere, Tony Award-winning I Am My Own Wife author Doug Wright says he's writing the libretto for a new musical called Grey Gardens, based on the eponymous 1975 Albert and David Maysles documentary which followed the lives of the eccentric Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter, Edith B. Beale Jr., reclusive relatives of Jackie Kennedy on a seedy Long Island estate.
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