Monday, February 28, 2005

Arizona Doug forecasts a really tough weed season this year.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

God opened the door but teacher Doug still "wakes up in the middle of the night and worries about his lesson plans."

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Selling suits can be boring, admits Men's Wearhouse Inc. clothing chain chief operating officer Doug .


Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Mayor Doug says it's time to do something about the pigeon poop on the courthouse clock tower.


Sunday, February 20, 2005

Ex-friend Doug Wead, yeah, busts pot-smoking President W, big time.

Saturday, February 19, 2005



Supreme Court says no death penalty for Doug's dangerous dog; "Every dog has its day," says loser Attorney General.

Friday, February 18, 2005




Decatur Doug stuns Chamber of Commerce with story of lost dog reunited with its owner in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Thursday, February 17, 2005




Sergeant Doug comes home alive from Iraq.


Tuesday, February 15, 2005

How Doug's horse brought together two lovebirds in holy matrimony.


Monday, February 14, 2005




Good neighbor Doug gets more Sunday morning excitement than he bargained for.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Overweight Doug's legal victory forces evil HMO to pay for gastric bypass surgery.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Social Security public affairs specialist Doug knows - if President Bush doesn't - that the Social Security Trust Fund is solvent and trustworthy.

Monday, February 07, 2005




Polygraph operator Doug confirms Florida fisherman's whopper.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Magazine editor Doug reveals that licking catfish slime won't get you high.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

More details emerge regarding "Geoduck King" Doug's involvement in that clam-poaching ring.