How blind Doug became a championship golfer.

"Arrive early and head for a shady area" -- Doug's secret for success in the first-ever Catfish-O-Rama, applicable to just about any outdoor activity. Don't forget: "If you don't have your hook in the water, you won't catch anything."

Shocking short films coming soon on DVD from this crazed Doug.

Old goat Doug prepares for yacht race. Mother Nature deciding how to react.

"I am the reality check for you," says this voice-of-doom Doug. "When death comes, it comes in a hurry and it doesn't care who you are or what side of the tracks you live on."

Another lost Doug:

RUSH [LIMBAUGH]: Here's Doug in Los Angeles. Hi, Doug. Welcome to the program. Yeah.

CALLER: It's an honor to talk to you.

RUSH: Yes, sir.

CALLER: You saved me from the clutches of the emotional appeal of liberalism my freshman year in college. I've been listening ever since. Thank you.

RUSH: You're welcome, sir. [...]

Doug leaves no bone unturned to solve ancient mysteries.

All-terrain vehicle racing legend Digger Doug deserves a minute of your time. And he's got T-shirts to die for.

Do you ever stop to think that God is almost Doug spelled backward? I was also thrilled to learn that God is this Doug's co-pilot.

Some people say this risk-taking Doug does for sculpture what Dr. Seuss does for book illustrations, even though he says he's out of his "psychedelic period" now.

You've got to break some eggs to make an omelet, says an appropriately named Doug who warns of the coming monsoon that will also green the Arizona desert.

Doug leads fellow artists in act of creative disobedience. City still wants to charge them to set up easels and paint, or face police action.

Archeologist Doug considers mysterious "weathered old wooden chest sealed with a rusty padlock," wonders what's inside.

Enough nuts in California, reports Doug.

Public policy expert Doug says, "Slogans are all very well on bumper stickers, but they are often not good in legislation, where clarity of meaning is essential." Bumper sticker makers probably aren't listening.

Mississippi merrymakers trash beach, good-guy Doug is among the "Mad Dog" volunteers who clean it up. And who says they don't publish the good news?

Truck-drivin' Doug ditches gravel-laden big rig to spare the life of idiot driver who cut him off. Investigation continues.

Family-values and tourism hot-shot Doug says his controversial televangelist brother has been called by God and deserves the tithes he demands from church members, finds nothing fishy in mixing religion and politics. Others disagree.

Dear Dog Lady,

Doug, doting dog devotee, demands Dog Lady's dog food directive. Dog Lady deems decision Doug's choice, declines to deliver poop.

Doug, why not just sing the sad country-western songs instead of acting them out? (Scroll down for surprisingly long - and apparently incomplete - roster of Doug's offspring.)

Down-under Doug calculates the wages of sin.

Doug at the chaotic center of golf's quiet storm