Comedian Doug (scroll down) withstands attack from Japanese sci-fi monster, defends use of Dougzilla.com domain name.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Township engineer Doug blames government's diversion of funds to Iraq war for blocked sewerage line.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
No simple solution to the problems of prostitution, observes criminologist Doug
Monday, September 27, 2004
Mystery box found on Arctic tundra yields its sad and gruesome mystery to archeologist Doug
Friday, September 24, 2004
Winnipeg Doug will illustrate new Star Wars comic.
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Hot hog and owner
County fair board president Doug agrees the hogs are too hot and need to chill out.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Mayor Doug says if the government paid to put all those mobility-challenged, little old ladies on scooters, the government should pay for sidewalks to get them off the streets.
Friday, September 17, 2004
Image from Columbine massacre video displayed at high school assembly
Principal Doug sponsors tear-jerking anti-violence, pro-compassion program.
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Doug Duncan
Watch out, Tom Ridge! County Executive Doug fancies himself Homeland Security czar.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Doug gets off with probation in tragic hunting shooting of his lifelong friend, irritates victim's family by going hunting again.
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Doug learns the hard way that oil spills don't always happen along the coast or out to sea - sometimes it's your own basement that the tanker soils, complete with long-lasting, life-threatening toxic results.
Doug West defies the dangerous poison that has tainted his body.
Acting Director of Public Health Doug minimizes the threat as brave and trusting dioxin Doug remains optimistic and says he won't sue the megacorp that poisoned his blood.
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Mayor Doug says everybody in town needs to lose weight.