Friday, April 29, 2005

Feline Doug opens up and says Ahhhh.



Grommet [Sacramento Bee]

Falconer Doug devastated by theft of falcon.

Thursday, April 28, 2005



Wichita Doug says safe playgrounds are moving targets.


Sunday, April 24, 2005


Anchorage Doug can't understand why his mobile home has been burlarized 18 times in the past few years. $2,500 motion-detecting security system didn't help.


Saturday, April 23, 2005


Doug Gay named head of local YMCA.


Thursday, April 21, 2005

Double-fucked Doug kills policeman in hit & run.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005



Science fair Doug hopes to win big with his venus fly trap.


Thursday, April 14, 2005




Down Under miner Doug gets the green light for massive gold ore processor.


Saturday, April 09, 2005



Down Under Professor Doug hypes birth defect agent thalidomide's come-back as a cancer killer.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Edmonton Doug says mad cow disease and the high price of manure will help cause a "trainwreck" in the cereal grains and oilseeds sector this year.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Wyoming Commissioner Doug says sprucing up that old courthouse would be "trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

Sunday, April 03, 2005

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