Caught pearl-diving in the Bush Administration cesspool, payola-popping pundit Doug makes the rest of us look bad.

[cross-posted from DougDay, "where every Doug has his day"]

Superintendent Doug knows the meaning of sexual assault.

"Doug Deever, Dumpster Diver"

Iraq hostage Doug meets his new team of interrogators, says he doesn't mind new Aleister Crowley look.



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Dallco president Doug Dallmeyer -- with a moniker like that, it's got to be worth the click....

New Zealand Doug says Bush lied us into the Iraq war and Americans don't seem to care.

Doug Gay on meth.

Hostage Doug, and all of the people suffering in Iraq, could use our prayers.

Feline Doug opens up and says Ahhhh.

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Falconer Doug devastated by theft of falcon.

Wichita Doug says safe playgrounds are moving targets.

Anchorage Doug can't understand why his mobile home has been burlarized 18 times in the past few years. $2,500 motion-detecting security system didn't help.

Doug Gay named head of local YMCA.

Double-fucked Doug kills policeman in hit & run.

Science fair Doug hopes to win big with his venus fly trap.

Down Under miner Doug gets the green light for massive gold ore processor.

Down Under Professor Doug hypes birth defect agent thalidomide's come-back as a cancer killer.

Edmonton Doug says mad cow disease and the high price of manure will help cause a "trainwreck" in the cereal grains and oilseeds sector this year.

Wyoming Commissioner Doug says sprucing up that old courthouse would be "trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

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Outdoor Doug says the best thing you can do for those baby critters is to leave them alone in the wild and let Mother Nature take care of them.

"The aura of intimidation that Doug creates in this office still remains."

Down Under Doug warns time is running out for that six-year-old, 40-tonne whale entangled in fishing nets off the coast of southern Australia.

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Assume any bee you see is Africanized and dangerous, warns Exterminator Doug.

Doug Day mourns father.

University of Saskatchewan plant science professor Doug Waterer wows 'em at the Farming for the Future show.

Diehard ice-out bass angler Doug explains his favorite tricks for crankbait fishing.

Legislator Doug tells dairymen to get their shit together. Literally.

Quinipiac Doug discovers videocamera hidden in dormitory shower.

Down Under surfer Doug helps rule a wet-suit empire.

Rocker Doug demonstrates how the show must go on, after breaking his leg in three places.

Professor Doug reports that half of Christchurch, New Zealand teenagers have tried cannabis and too many of them wind up in the wrong crowd.

Arizona Doug forecasts a really tough weed season this year.

God opened the door but teacher Doug still "wakes up in the middle of the night and worries about his lesson plans."

Selling suits can be boring, admits Men's Wearhouse Inc. clothing chain chief operating officer Doug .

Mayor Doug says it's time to do something about the pigeon poop on the courthouse clock tower.

Ex-friend Doug Wead, yeah, busts pot-smoking President W, big time.

Supreme Court says no death penalty for Doug's dangerous dog; "Every dog has its day," says loser Attorney General.

Decatur Doug stuns Chamber of Commerce with story of lost dog reunited with its owner in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Sergeant Doug comes home alive from Iraq.

How Doug's horse brought together two lovebirds in holy matrimony.

Good neighbor Doug gets more Sunday morning excitement than he bargained for.

Overweight Doug's legal victory forces evil HMO to pay for gastric bypass surgery.

Social Security public affairs specialist Doug knows - if President Bush doesn't - that the Social Security Trust Fund is solvent and trustworthy.

Polygraph operator Doug confirms Florida fisherman's whopper.

Magazine editor Doug reveals that licking catfish slime won't get you high.

More details emerge regarding "Geoduck King" Doug's involvement in that clam-poaching ring.

Senior citizen Doug gets an unwelcome crash course in how quickly life can change.

Blogging Doug publishes an interesting blog called Blogarithms.

Good Doug who died young memorialized outside pub where he died after being punched by a drunk.

Dorothy’s legacy to Doug is love - a heart-warming tale.

Sewer plant manager Doug employs predator to preempt pigeon poop problem.

City attorney Doug says residents will just have to go somewhere else to buy their sex toys.

Sparks fly when city council member Doug advocates letting homeowners do their own electrical wiring.

Shop owner Doug surprises burglar with 12-gauge shotgun and a voice like a drill sergeant.

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Gardener Doug says the lady bugs have been stinking up the joint for the past couple of months.

Hockey player Doug memorialized after tragic, too-young death.

Mayor Doug faces the snowplowing critics.

Postmaster Doug wonders why everybody doesn't clear snow from sidewalks to ease mail delivery.

School district Doug's secretary loves her job.

Alaska Doug feels a sense of kinship with the tsunami victims because he's been there.

Three words, says plastics plant Doug: up in flames.

Doug's prayers answered.

Doctor Doug addresses life style resolutions for the new year.

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Fire closes Hot Doug's. Now, the good news about those duck-fat fries...

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Surfer Doug says the waves were just "crazy."

Some of the lights on Deerglade Court.

Another Doug who doesn't know when to stop with the Christmas lights.

Doug and family forgo Christmas presents to pay for dog's vet bills, twice-a-day whirlpool therapy, and convalescence in a private room with a TV tuned to the Animal Planet channel.

Salt the streets when they get slippery, says superintendent Doug.

Bar manager Doug says he didn't realize 'Naked Boys Singing' was adult entertainment.

The hat for every Doug.

"People knew me as Doug; now they know me as Gay Doug."

Local residents tell Doug and the other commissioners they should work to solve the problems facing the county instead of fighting with each other.

Louisiana Trooper Doug notes the increase in accidents involving cars and cows.

Principal Doug says the damage could have been worse when those deer jumped through the elementary school window.

Louisiana Doug says people seem to care more about pets than helpless children.

Designer Doug says his passion is to help people break through "the fear factor of decorating."

Software Doug suggests automating the carrot-and-stick method to increase employee productivity.

Committee Chairman Doug expects "impact on positive quality of life."

Division of Wildlife law enforcement supervisor Doug doesn't expect hunters to start shooting each other in Ohio.

Down Under Doctor Doug says "No Rubba, No Hubba Hubba."

How Doug received the gift of life.

Doug's world of wonder.

Things got a little hairy the other day at Doug's Buy-Rite Store.

Anthropologist Doug finds old African bones where he least expected them.

Doug, Bush's Ohio election hero.

Doug (a.k.a. Online Journalist) won't let grief stand in the way of building on the anti-Bush momentum to stop the war in Iraq and stop Bush & Co injustice.

Actor Doug's book goes behind the mask of the horror actor.

Coroner Doug doesn't respond quickly enough to dead people, opponent claims.

Amarillo Doug worries about too much skin and other dress code violations at local high schools.

Doug may be deaf, but he's not tone deaf.

Doug and wife make shocking discovery in son's diaper.

R.I.P. lead singer and band leader Doug of Doug and the Slugs.

What if Board Chair Doug held a referendum information meeting ... and nobody came?

Novelist Doug says he wouldn't mind if he got hit by lightning.

Transportation Secretary Doug insists they can simultaneously build that new bridge and respectfully handle Native American human graves and archeological artifacts found on the site, although the bridge project may need to be delayed.

Import/export Doug and his three-wheeled Indonesian taxi.

Artist Doug goes bananas.

Doctor Doug practices medicine without heat or water . . . and says his patients are lucky to have a doctor at all.

Superintendent Doug loses sense of humor, stops production of student film that features a high school principal snorting cocaine and an employee sniffing underwear.