Feline Doug opens up and says Ahhhh.

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Falconer Doug devastated by theft of falcon.

Wichita Doug says safe playgrounds are moving targets.

Anchorage Doug can't understand why his mobile home has been burlarized 18 times in the past few years. $2,500 motion-detecting security system didn't help.

Doug Gay named head of local YMCA.

Double-fucked Doug kills policeman in hit & run.

Science fair Doug hopes to win big with his venus fly trap.

Down Under miner Doug gets the green light for massive gold ore processor.

Down Under Professor Doug hypes birth defect agent thalidomide's come-back as a cancer killer.

Edmonton Doug says mad cow disease and the high price of manure will help cause a "trainwreck" in the cereal grains and oilseeds sector this year.

Wyoming Commissioner Doug says sprucing up that old courthouse would be "trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

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Outdoor Doug says the best thing you can do for those baby critters is to leave them alone in the wild and let Mother Nature take care of them.

"The aura of intimidation that Doug creates in this office still remains."

Down Under Doug warns time is running out for that six-year-old, 40-tonne whale entangled in fishing nets off the coast of southern Australia.

[Killer bee]

Assume any bee you see is Africanized and dangerous, warns Exterminator Doug.

Doug Day mourns father.

University of Saskatchewan plant science professor Doug Waterer wows 'em at the Farming for the Future show.

Diehard ice-out bass angler Doug explains his favorite tricks for crankbait fishing.

Legislator Doug tells dairymen to get their shit together. Literally.