Doug Aylen is evicting 8,000 dead people from their graves in South Australia's largest cemetery, "so plots can be reused," Doug says. Lease-holders will have a chance to renew expiring licenses and continue to rest in peace, however. "The cemetery's chief executive officer Doug Aylen said a list of affected graves would be published in newspaper ads," according to Australia's Herald Sun...but Doug isn't saying how he can be so certain that the dead people in question read the daily newspaper.