"Doug Miers first arrived on Earth thirty-five years ago, an infant in an alien spacecraft that crashed-landed on his foster parents' doorstep. He was raised in a small Texas town where he thrived on a steady diet of nails, depleted uranium and poptarts.

"Doug was kidnapped in his sleep one night and brought to California, where he was forced to attend Stanford University. After reading Finnegans Wake for the twenty-seventh time, he found the nerve to cross the street and finally escaped captivity.

"After several failed attempts at world domination, Doug turned to the next logical career choice: comic books. After paying dues as a ghost writer, creative consultant, comic book writer and video game designer, he joined the sequential graphics conspiracy and is now embroiled in the proliferation of comic books across the country."


Doug Miers, "not just another mutant web master."